Around three weeks to go, and the bump is still kicking and punching like a drunk footballer in a police van.
Do we know what it is? Yes, it’s a baby. It’s OK, most of the baby stuff is in neutral colours.
Well, Paula’s planning a home birth. No, there is no whale song involved. Or crystals. There will be a cylinder of gas and air, though.
Yes I imagine the cylinder will be quite heavy. Yes I’ve heard that some women can get a bit abusive during labour. Actually, we’ve got a hard hat in the garage – good thinking.
Yes, funnily enough a few people have said that “your lives will change forever”.
BTW, congratulations to Guido & Mrs Fawkes.








12th July, 2007 at 9:38 am
Is Cllr Mrs Reddin ready to appear on the steps of the Civic Centre and announce “We are a Grandmother”?
29th July, 2007 at 9:08 pm
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